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I wore a nice shirt and tie to work today.
For the previous year I have been in nothing more upscale then my Lucky Brand jeans. In the summer I wear shorts and a polo shirt.
Mostly this is because I bike to work every day, which leaves me completely soaked with perspiration by the time I enter the office. Since I shower in the morning, I don’t smell bad. I towel off the sweat in the bathroom and change clothes.
I wrote a few days ago about how a woman I know contacted me about a girlfriend that I ought to call. I was very flattered she thought the two of us might hit it off.
When I inquired about this woman, who, for the rest of the article I'll call Shirley Hemphill (from What's Happening!!), because I used to watch that show and was always impressed with her jokes. Plus, her hair was amazing.
I decided that since I'm scheduled to attend BlogWorld in Los Angeles in November, I should get some business cards to hand out.
And even though business cards lost all practicality around 1997, it still seemed like the right thing to do.
We all know that nobody really likes it when you force a business card at someone unwarranted. It's a douche move, plain and simple.
I’m sure you’re aware, but if not, there are a TON of degenerate scumbags who troll the internet. And for some reason, many more that I would have imagined find my website. This feature is inspired by the awful people who type even more awful things into Google and find my website. I call it…
I have an acquaintance named Elizabeth. She’s not exactly a friend, because we never do anything together. This is of no fault of either of us. She has two kids and a husband. She’s also a highly accomplished veterinarian and runs her own practice. I like her very much, and she’s one of the sweetest people I have met.
In this past week, you got to see my on television, some holiday cards I have sent out, and how I wound up with 20 Kroger VHS tapes.
Plus, I got a car so no more walking to the store like a chump.
My Career As A Video and Photo Thief – Did I ever steal anything? Yes!My Holiday Cards Are Better Than Your Holiday Cards
I came down to Peoria this past Friday with my mom – see, she just bought a new car, and in an incredible act of generosity, is giving me her old car. So, we had to go to the DMV, do one of the title transfer things, order license plates, you know, car stuff.
I was kind of bummed that there was not a makeup lady to assist me at my taping.
As someone who's not worn makeup – well, except for the spray tan my wife made me get before our wedding, it was always something that I found interesting.
Would I be even more dashing with foundation? Would my eyebrows “pop”? Can they draw a beauty mark on my cheek? And what about rouge? Is it true that only whores wear that?
A girl took me to lunch today.
Actually, I paid, but it was her idea.
In my profession, which is managing Chicago real estate agents, I am constantly recruiting.
Many firms simply do a terrible job of supporting their realtors and leasing agents, and I am always reaching out asking if they would be interested to join our firm.
I'll never give this child another cigarette, pinky swears!