Did you ever dream of owning a tank? Sure you did. Remember when you used to look out the window, bored in grammar school, fantasizing of driving a Sherman across the playground and running over that bully who used to throw the kickball at your head just because he was a dickhead?
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Let's Get Tanked – An Amazon.com Product Review
Did you ever dream of owning a tank? Sure you did. Remember when you used to look out the window, bored in grammar school, fantasizing of driving a Sherman across the playground and running over that bully who used to throw the kickball at your head just because he was a dickhead?
Celebtweets – Steve Agee
I love/hate Twitter. What's great is that by putting out information, you can connect to anybody who has interest in your interests.
However, in my experience, this rarely ever happens.
I post to my Twitter account daily. Mostly just jokes; one-liners that I think of when going about my day. However, I get virtually no responses from my tweets. I have about 150 people that “follow me” which should indicate that every once in awhile I would engage in a real conversation. But it never happens.
Everyone Poops (Their Pants At Age 26)
I’m 33 years old, and I have never had a mosquito bite. I know that may sound hard to believe, but it’s true. Or, maybe if I’ve had a mosquito bite in my life, I’ve not known about it. I’ve never seen one on my body, nor have I ever regularly scratched at something on my skin. I also don’t use moisturizer. Not sure if that’s related.
Alligators Are Not Suitable Babysitters (I'm Pretty Sure)
I had a dream a few nights ago where I was in charge of looking after a baby’s well-being. I don’t have any children currently, and have only physically held a baby a few times in my life. They’re nice and all, but, you know. They smell and stuff. Anyway, in this dream somebody gave me a baby to look after. So, then I was tasked with finding a sitter, so my wife and I could enjoy an evening out.
Alligators Are Not Suitable Babysitters (I'm Pretty Sure)
I had a dream a few nights ago where I was in charge of looking after a baby’s well-being. I don’t have any children currently, and have only physically held a baby a few times in my life. They’re nice and all, but, you know. They smell and stuff. Anyway, in this dream somebody gave me a baby to look after. So, then I was tasked with finding a sitter, so my wife and I could enjoy an evening out.
How I Avoided Asking ANYONE To Be In My Wedding
During the planning stages for the wedding, like many grooms, I had a secondary role. I wasn't terribly concerned about the photographer, the florist, the centerpieces on each table, or which crazy relatives weren't going to get invited.
Thoughts From Paris is Live! (but not alive, like stuff that has carbon)
I am very excited to start this site, as it allows me a medium for all my stories and thoughts. I plan on publishing several times a week. The posts will be automatically posted to Twitter, Facebook, and RSS. If you'd like to get instantly notified, simply click on the bottom-right corner of the screen for the social media device of your choosing.
