Allison and D.J. Fix Your Stupid Problems About Dating

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Well, even though Allison Arnone is annoyed by me 80% of the time, she temporarily put aside her distaste to pound out another joint advice column. “It’s important for her to stay mentally active,” the doctors whispered to me as she was roaming …

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What I Learned From Bill Flynn

A friend of mine passed away last month. And while there’s plenty of humor about dying and being dead, I thought I’d take a short stab at writing something less sophomoric that my usual nonsense. Not a full seven-inches-in-stab, like …

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Allison and D.J. Need Your Questions About Dating

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I was dumped recently. Should you feel sorry for me? Sure, why not? I like attention. But here’s the good news. According to my single lady friends, the quality of men who are forty years old and single are a real horror …

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Allison and D.J. Fix Your Stupid Problems About Work

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In case you didn’t see the previous announcement, Allison Arnone and myself are here to fix your stupid problems. First up is the hassles around your work environment. You wrote in, and we wrote out. Enjoy. What should I do …

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