Bloggers are Weird Podcast – Allison Arnone

Allison Arnone

Humor (and my writing partner) Allison Arnone joins us for a discussion about on dating, social media, politics, and why her parents bought her at age 8 a ventriloquist dummy named Lester, an African American male-puppet dressed in a …

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Allison and D.J. Fix Your Stupid Problems About Parents


Allison Arnone just celebrated a birthday. While a gentleman never reveals a woman’s age, let’s just say this wasn’t the big 2-1. Personally I find that women improve with age (trying to maintain a straight face while typing) and Allison …

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How I Came to Own a Glorious, Glorious Bidet

my glorious bidet

Years ago back when I had around seven followers I made the following je. You know what commercial you never see during late-night tv? A family owned urinal/bidet store offering 0% financing for three years. #fb — ThoughtsFromParis (@tfpHumorBlog) …

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Allison and D.J. Fix Your Stupid Problems About Dating

allison and dj dog face

Well, even though Allison Arnone is annoyed by me 80% of the time, she temporarily put aside her distaste to pound out another joint advice column. “It’s important for her to stay mentally active,” the doctors whispered to me as she was roaming …

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What I Learned From Bill Flynn

A friend of mine passed away last month. And while there’s plenty of humor about dying and being dead, I thought I’d take a short stab at writing something less sophomoric that my usual nonsense. Not a full seven-inches-in-stab, like …

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Allison and D.J. Need Your Questions About Dating

dating advice

I was dumped recently. Should you feel sorry for me? Sure, why not? I like attention. But here’s the good news. According to my single lady friends, the quality of men who are forty years old and single are a real horror …

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