Blogger, playwright, actress, and mom Shari Simpson is on the show talking about her distaste of Jersey accents, her new television pilot, and, of course, her pug.
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oSex With Karen and D.J. – Episode 3
The third episode of oSex with Karen and D.J. is live! oSex is a videocast where we Karen and I answer your relationship and sex questions. The “O†stands for “oppositeâ€! Get it? There’s two of us, right? And one of us is a lady? (it’s not me)
I Fell in Love With a Woman Who Had Already Seen Me Naked and Rejected Me – Bloggers are Weird Podcast
Ever fall in love? Ever fall in love with a woman who you pursued for a year? What if she had already seen your dong? This happened.
I Totally Got Gypped On My Date Tonight
I couldn't wait to slobber all over it.
I’m writing this from a date in progress. A ThoughtsFromParis first, as it were.
A woman I’m seeing who requested that I don’t use her real name (it’s Helen) asked me over for dinner tonight. The first bloggable moment came in the way she brought up this dinner over the phone.
First Day of High School – Bloggers are Weird Podcast
D.J. talks about his time as a Protestant at a Catholic high school and how seeing Jesus on the cross really bums him out.
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Should I Give This Back To My Date? YOU Decide!
I need YOU to determine the fate of the object in this video – tell me what to do, dammit!
Moms are Supposed to Annoy Their Kids
One of her cuter, not destroying the hardwood with her poison, moments
Mothers are supposed to have at least one expression designed to send you into a frenzy of anger and frustration. It’s their job.
Mine is the moment my mom walks through the door of my condo. Without exception, she mentions that she can smell cat pee all throughout the house.
I Haven’t Washed My Hair in Seven Days
Can't seem to do much about my pale skin, though.
No, I’m not turning into a filthy hipster. There is no facial hair growth on my chin. I haven’t begun experimenting with the vegan lifestyle.
You ever notice how guys that are vegan are total weirdos? You can be a chick and be all the vegetarian you want, but a guy who only eats wheat grass is a bonafide freak. Why is that?
I Will No Longer Be Pouring Bacon Grease Directly Into My Dishwasher
A total warrior. Respect.
This eight-year reign of awesomeness is over.
Every other Sunday I reward my taste buds with seven strips of bacon. I look forward to this ritual of destroying my arteries. It’s good fun and a great way to start a Sunday feeling amazing and terrible at the same time.
