How I Came to Own a Glorious, Glorious Bidet

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Years ago back when I had around seven followers I made the following je. You know what commercial you never see during late-night tv? A family owned urinal/bidet store offering 0% financing for three years. #fb — ThoughtsFromParis (@tfpHumorBlog) …

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I Reviewed a Microscope for Broads at InThePowderRoom

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Science class was always difficult for me. Throughout my schooling I struggled to earn a decent grade in science. As an adult loing back I realized that most of my education consisted of being taught facts that I attempted to memorize …

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I Puked All Over Myself While Paddleboarding

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Throwing up while sober is unpleasant than while drunk. I’ve vomited maybe three times in the past dozen years, all from a flu or stomach ache. But back when I was drinking, puking after a binge was expected (and often welcomed). I …

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Is My Height Worth Fighting Over?

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I almost got into fisticuffs with someone the other day regarding my height. Okay, fisticuffs are an exaggeration. I haven’t ever participated in a true, punch-throwing fight. Once in my youth I jumped on top of a guy who was trying …

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The Glitter Pill Disappointment

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I was hoping for fireworks, M-80 style. A few months ago one of my friends sent an e with the subject “You Can Poop Glitter With This Pill!” In the message was a story about an Etsy shop that sold …

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