In this episode I talk about shaving down for a pool party. Yep. Not much more to say.
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Guest Post – Erin Go Bra-Less
During my vacation I’m publishing posts from some of my favorite bloggers. Today is from a real quirky bitch – Chrissy Woj of Quirky Chrissy. Enjoy.
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If there was a poster child for embarrassing tales, I should be it. I give new meaning to the phrase embarrassing moments…Whether I’m clumsily falling on my ass, behaving like a star-struck teenager in front of a bit player on the Chicago Bears, or screaming, “Keanu Reeves is hot!” in a movie theater that has suddenly gone from loud action scene to dead silence, I’m your girl.
Noa Gavin – The League of Funny Bitches – Bloggers are Weird Podcast
Blogger and comedian Noa Gavin stop by Bloggers are Weird to talk about how most bloggers aren’t actually funny, how we’re both devastated by Hyperbole and a Half, and how to “yes and” while doing improv.
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- Via Android device – download your favorite podcast app and add the feed -> http://bloggersareweird.com/feed
- Visit the official Bloggers are Weird website
- Watch via YouTube below
Coming up next week – Me on Me!
I Whipped It Out On a Date! (The Club)
I'm really mostly an AD-Rock
I did something uncool on a date recently.
When I was parking my car outside of her townhouse, I applied The Club to my steering wheel.
Now, I am acutely aware that The Club is not fashion friendly. It’s not as bad as producing a two-for-one coupon at Dennys on a first date, but it’s similar.
My Poop Pants at 26 Story Read Live – Bloggers are Weird Podcast
Remember how I famously blew out my brains in a cab on the way from a bachelor party? No? Well, here’s your chance to enjoy this magic for the first time. Second-time-rounders, I suspect you’ll enjoy it even more.
- Via iTunes
- Zune or Blackberry store (just search)
- Via Android device – download your favorite podcast app and add the feed -> http://bloggersareweird.com/feed
- Visit the official Bloggers are Weird website
- Watch via YouTube below
Coming up next week – One of the funny ones, Noa Gavin.
My First Date in Over a Year
I'm not anywhere as nervous as that broad. She looks NERVOUS. And a little nutty.
Tonight I’m going out on my first date in over a year.
Over Thanksgiving my girlfriend and I separated. We tried to make it work but it became obvious that it just wasn’t going to happen. This is a difficult thing, as is all breakups where the two people are in love. The major factor in this case was distance, I’m in Chicago and she’s in the south. She recently earned an insanely good job which basically prohibited her from moving up here. I’d rather live in Chicago and wasn’t quite willing to make the plunge to pack up my things and move. We had other issues as well, but that was the biggest one. Instead of continuing not to be able to give each other what we deserved, we’re moving on.
I Wrote What You Told Me (Yep, Again) Part II
The coolest animal to carry Lyme disease.
Part II – Part I was yesterday!
- About 100% – Bodily functions. And how they might – or should – be the end of relationships.
We’re talking about number twos here. It’s a very simple solution. Two bathrooms, each with a locking mechanism. Also a towel under the door as to not let your doody air leave the room. Also, a high powered doody-air-sucking fan. Lastly a special peppermint scented doody-eliminating candle. Also a doody air timer. The timer is going to tell you when the air in the bathroom stops smelling like peppermint doody and just like peppermint. There you go – relationship saved.
I Completely Screwed Up
C'mon - with a logo like that you know it's classy.
I really screwed up.
Today as I was attending my last session at BlogWorld I went to check my flight that was later that evening. Well, technically next morning – 12:30am. It was around two in the afternoon and I wanted to see if American had an earlier flight. I was kind of in a weird place. I had already checked out of my hotel and there was the closing keynote going on at 4pm. I really wanted to see it as it was a full television show production with a live band and Chris Hardwick. However, I knew that after the show I’d cab it to the airport and sit around for six hours before my flight.
I Wrote What You Told Me (Again) – Part II
Yes, Jimmy, if you lie God will tell this monster to climb into your bedroom window at night and rip you to shreds with it's razor-claws. This is why we leave the window in your bedroom unlocked.
Yesterday, to celebrate the holiday of a Jew named Jesus’ birthday (…or is it today? I could never figure that one out.) I turned off my brain and asked you to flip yours on. You told me what to write. So I did.
Here’s part II.
- Sarah G. – Tell us about when you found out Santa wasn’t real.
Third grade. A little piece of shit named MonkeyMan Magoo (not his really name, but he might read the blog, plus he looks like a monkey) decided to tell all of us. We were all lined up to hug our third grade teacher Mrs. Groesch as we were leaving class to go on holiday break. MonkeyMan Magoo decided to ruin the surprise. He walked up the line telling everyone one-on-one, “There is no Santa Claus.” Traumatic – yes. However he went on to develop a bad drug addiction, outstanding warrants, and even some jail time. That erased any trauma.
