Want to hear more thoughts about the Thanksgiving date from the guy from ThoughtsFromParis? Yes. Yes you do.
I Did Something F***ing Crazy Over Thanksgiving – Part III
D.J. and Jessica
Last time I left you, I had just explained to my forgetful father that I was bringing Jessica home for Thanksgiving dinner with my family.
A woman I had never spent even a second with in mutual physical presence.
I Did Something F***ing Crazy Over Thanksgiving – Part II
You know you still have one.
In the last installment, I talked about the idea of a “Dates With Readers” feature where I would go out with a few women who regularly read my blog.
Read Part I Here – and then come back, because, well, you’ll totally want to!
I was telling my father about Jessica, the woman in the previous story with whom (Or is it “with whom”? Or “to whom”? To which? Damn my feeble attempt at grammar! I just learned the commas rules recently. I still promptly ignore them. But I learned it!). I was really starting to connect.
I Did Something F***ing Crazy Over Thanksgiving – Part I
Best. Photo. Ever.
I had a great idea.
When I started getting some decent traffic to my site, I began to receive emails from readers. I noticed that nearly all of these emails were from women. I suspect that there are more women who read blogs than men. This may just be a result of many mothers who stay at home and raise their children. In fact, there is a whole “mommy blogger” category of blogs, and it is HUGE. Every year one of the biggest blogging conventions is called BlogHer which you have probably have figured out is for birds.
TheNumbers Played Last Night – And You Weren’t There!
Sometimes the best gigs are replacement gigs.
This is where a band cancels last minute and you’re called to fill in. As a group that is constantly trying to impress promoters, the most difficult part is getting bodies to the show. Thankfully we have great songs, and promoters seem to like our style.
I Have The GREATEST Readers of all the Planets! (But Not Pluto Because That’s Not a Planet, You Dumb Person!)
Best. Gift. Ever.
I received this today via the mail.
I haven’t yet spoken to the person who sent it, and she may want to remain anonymous, so I’ll keep her info private.
Let’s just say that I am THRILLED.
I shrieked like a little girl. A little girl who is totally a man and does all sorts of manly things.
What Happened To Part II? And Part I For That Matter!
I know it's a joke, but I can't imagine the recipient laughing.
Yesterday I posted part I of a story about an idea I had to go on dates with a few of my readers, as a goof. The idea would be to fly out to where they live, spend the day, and chronicle every part of the date in this blog. I pitched it to a few of my readers who thought it was hilarious and awesome. Which, of course, it is.
Last Night I Played Poker! (and-not-the-funny-pun-kind-like-your-sexually-immature-friend-says-while-he-jabs-you-in-the-ribs)
I farted inside. Then giggled.
I’m thrilled to get invited anywhere.
Even though Evite has been around for well over 10 years, I still get extremely excited when an email hits my inbox inviting me to something. Even if it’s a one-year old’s birthday party and I have to comb through the parents’ Facebook page to try to figure out their son’s name.
My First Vlog! Watch The Awesomeness!
Decided it was time to show my beautiful visage. It ought to be this way. Enjoy.
(for all you nerds, you can even watch it in 1080p)
