The Best Way To Destroy Someone Emotionally

This broad looks like she would yell at me too. I have a laugh all chambered-up just for her.

I was riding to work today as I always do at 8am.

Today was unusual in that I decided for a change in my normal music routine. Usually I’ll blast some Metallica or something exciting, loud, and fast. It gets me going and most of the time I’m fighting a nasty head-wind. READ MORE

Am I The Crazy One Here?

Well, at the inside of the building isn't offensive

Years back I used to date a woman who lived in Columbia, SC. I went to visit her for a long weekend and while she was working during the day I would mill about the city. This was 2003.

I check out a few of the museums, the zoo, the college there and a bunch of other local fauna. READ MORE

Last Night I Married My Sister (And Got Rejected By Both Britney Spears and Paris Hilton)

Yes, Britney, we all know what you think of me.

Talking about dreams is boring for everyone but the dreamer.

EXCEPT WHEN THE DREAMER IS MARRYING HIS SISTER.

Yes, I had a terrifying dream last night. I was in a tux backstage at a wedding. I don’t know what the secret area is named for a wedding even though I had my own once. But I am in a band and we do  occasionally  hang out backstage. Anyway, I was there, and I was nervous. Then panicked. Finally I was screaming and crying at the same time. READ MORE

Finally Starting That Thing – Let’s Get Fixed

Last Sunday a bunch of us committed to changing how controlling we are to people in our life.

Time to check in to see how badly you failed! Or succeeded. Whatever.

And we’re going to set a new goal – so if you’re new to the site, get ready to become more awesome. READ MORE

Belly Woman Bike Envy

Uh, now that I'm looking at it. Hmm. I'm having a hard time processing all of this. It's too much.

I’m at my parents’ house this weekend in Peoria. I enjoy being here and spending time – there is little responsibility and it’s a lot of good food and laughing.

Today we took my car in for tire rotation and oil change, went to the post office, drove to a Kohl’s because they had a dri-fit shirt half off, installed a huge rug pad in the home office, and sat out on the patio talking. READ MORE

I’m Going To Share My Shame With You Fools

My sister needs to take better care of her money. The mortgage lender gave me a hard time accepting these bills. Dicks.

My sister flew in from NYC and we drove down this evening from Chicago to Peoria. During the trip we talked about our therapists. I didn’t know she was in analysis (I wish people used that term) and we compared notes. Turns out we have one similar issue. READ MORE

I Overpack For My Trips Home Just Like You

It's like this Renaissance sculptor really gets me, man. He gets me.

I do this every time…

Packing for a weekend home with my parents I aim high. I bring jeans, two pairs of dress pants, several solid color t-shirts, two button-down shirts, a polo, and workout clothes.

I also pack a book, my HD webcam, and notepad.  Of course I pre-load the phone with audiobooks and podcasts so I won’t be bored during the drive. READ MORE

I Wish I Had Guests Every Friday

I'm reasonably confident that I'd marry this woman.

My sister is flying in tomorrow for business. She thought it might be hang out over the weekend, so she extended her flight, canceled her hotel, and is staying with me. I’ll see her tomorrow night after work and then my haircut. There’s a good chance she’ll get to the condo before me. READ MORE