Vote Kim Kardashian for President in 2036

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I almost met Paris Hilton once. About fifteen years ago I was working as a marketer for a beer company. I toured around the country working with local distributors to set up and run events. I can’t remember exactly where …

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Allison and D.J. Fix Your Stupid Problems About Parents


Allison Arnone just celebrated a birthday. While a gentleman never reveals a woman’s age, let’s just say this wasn’t the big 2-1. Personally I find that women improve with age (trying to maintain a straight face while typing) and Allison …

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Allison and D.J. Fix Your Stupid Problems About Dating

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Well, even though Allison Arnone is annoyed by me 80% of the time, she temporarily put aside her distaste to pound out another joint advice column. “It’s important for her to stay mentally active,” the doctors whispered to me as she was roaming …

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