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Is My Height Worth Fighting Over?

man lunge

I almost got into fisticuffs with someone the other day regarding my height. Okay, fisticuffs are an exaggeration. I haven’t ever participated in a true, punch-throwing fight. Once in my youth I jumped on top of a guy who was trying …

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I Reviewed the Diva Cup on InThePowderRoom

Diva Cup Gross

Menstruation is both gross and offensive. It is, however, one of those unavoidable consequences that a male must endure if he so chooses to co-habitate with a female of breeding age. Sure, the lady also endures, I SUPPOSE, but they’re not …

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The Glitter Pill Disappointment

glitter poop pills colors

I was hoping for fireworks, M-80 style. A few months ago one of my friends sent an e with the subject “You Can Poop Glitter With This Pill!” In the message was a story about an Etsy shop that sold …

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Behold the 2015 Thoughts From Paris Holiday Card

ugly holiday christmas sweater

Normally, I out a handful of holiday cards to readers. In previous years I’ve held contests to win these valueless (but sentimental) items. I’ve sent cards to Africa, Australia, and a bunch of other continents that I can’t recall …

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