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What Freaks You Out? (I'm In The Middle Of Cooking A Curry Chicken Dinner So This Will Be Brief) • Thoughts From Paris · Humor Blog of D.J. Paris · Funny Stories
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What Freaks You Out? (I’m In The Middle Of Cooking A Curry Chicken Dinner So This Will Be Brief)

In the past few months, I’ve talked about sensory  processing  disorder (SPD), how I can’t stand to touch cotton balls, and that I want to buy a 20lb blanket to soothe me.

I was talking with my girlfriend Jessica, and I mentioned that rubbing two Kleenexes together totally freaks me out.  As I was saying this over the phone, she shivered out loud and said she could feel pain in the nerves of her teeth thinking about this.  I thought it was just me.

Over the past few weeks, a bunch of you have talked about what freaks you out.  So far, here are a few…

Okay this is a start.  My curry chicken is nearly done.

What freaks you out?  Comment below, skanks!

This one doesn't bother me, strangely.
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