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Today Was Ruined By Pizza • Thoughts From Paris · Humor Blog of D.J. Paris · Funny Stories
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Today Was Ruined By Pizza

I have developed this amazingly healthy habit of bringing my lunch every day to work.  It saves a few dollars and keeps me out of Subway which continues to get more and more depressing each time I head there.

Plus, I actually feel GOOD about myself preparing a meal the night before.  I wish in high school instead of Honors Civics I could have taken a “Ways to Take Care of Yourself That Will Feel Good” class.  In the syllabus…

You get it.  Anyway, this morning, instead of making a nice breakfast of yogurt and POM juice, I had six slices of leftover pizza from the night before.  Also breadsticks.

Instant Self-Esteem Destroyer

This day has basically turned into a day of little to no production, as my body is unhappy of what I did to it.  And, I’m ashamed to say that I just realized I did not leave the house.  Ouch.

So, I’m signing off as this day was clearly a failure.  We all have them.  I’m going to put on the sleep mask my girlfriend sent me for Easter, and drift off to slumber.  Where I will undoubtedly dream of the big exam I am taking even though I skipped class all semester.  When I die I’ll have to thank God that 15 years after I graduated from college, that still comes up several times a week.  Thanks, jerk!

Like Jeff Goldlbum, except much less debonair.
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