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My Favorite Reader of All Time • Thoughts From Paris · Humor Blog of D.J. Paris · Funny Stories
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My Favorite Reader of All Time

D.J. Paris

I tweeted this out hours ago, and I’m sorry about the repeat.  But this is still making me laugh.  And I mean out loud.  Right now.

The other day I wrote about my biggest fan – she had read every one of my words within eight hours.  While I admire her devotion and I love her for her effort, she is not my favorite fan.

No, I’m sorry.  And that goes as well for my close friends, my girlfriend, and my family.  I like you all just fine.

But I LOVE this guy.

Yesterday I told the tale of “Sally C-Word”, the maid I found on Craigslist who was kind enough to rip off a bunch of my  possessions.  Today, I get this direct message on Twitter.

I have no idea who he is.  But I love him.  So much.  I want to be his best friend.  In my mind we’re already best friends.

Couple of things – first, do his clothes not perfectly match the language?  As they say in 1995 hip-hop, the dude is not frontin’.  He is “on the real.”  At first you might think he is trying to be funny.  I assure you he’s not.  Look at that hoodie.  Looks at those words.  They match.

The other thing is that this is a private message to me.  He didn’t put this out on Twitter to get attention.  No, this was communication from him to me.  I love that he didn’t do this publicly.  It was just for me.  I feel cool.

Now, lest you think I’m goofing on him – I can assure you I am not.  This guy is authentic and awesome.  And c’mon, can you believe he reads blogs?  80% of you reading this are moms!  This could be your son.  In fact, I hope it is.

Thank you to all who are reading this, but I like him just a little bit more.  Sorry.

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