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Jessica Is Coming (Not Literally) • Thoughts From Paris · Humor Blog of D.J. Paris · Funny Stories
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Jessica Is Coming (Not Literally)

This weekend Jessica aka Jessica The Reader is coming for a visit.

If you’re new to the site, you may want to read the back story of how we met.

I’d like to mention a golden move she made in preparation of this trip.

Hey, since I haven’t yet met all your friends, let’s throw a dinner party at your place!

That never would have occurred to me, and demonstrates a real initiative and willingness to meet the people in my life.

She’s also follows the clothing line that my mom manages, even though she doesn’t buy $700 purses.   Again, initiative.

I’ve learned that somebody who takes an interest in my friends and family is incredibly important to me.   She even reads books on ADD to get better insight into my thinking.

I probably ought to take a page from her book and do a better job with her friends and family.   But, see, that doesn’t satisfy my need to think about myself.

This weekend is slammed with events.   I’m going to try to post each day, and we have at least one funny thing planned that should make for decent blog fodder.

I’m playing a show tonight, and she’ll get to see me perform, which will be disappointing as I just stand there not thrashing about like a real rock star.

But at least I’ll have someone to look at.

I love ending sentences with prepositions, by the way.

This is what I saw when I woke up this morning.
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