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I Want To Send YOU A Holiday Card!

In my last post I talked about how I send out a lot more holiday cards than I receive.

And, last night, as I sat having a conversation with the wall, I wondered aloud if I there was anything I could do for all the people like me.

But then I thought, “And is there also a way I can exploit these people to my benefit?”

I think I figured it out – watch.

 

 

What To Do:

  1. “Like” the ThoughtsFromParis Facebook Page.
  2. Pick out your favorite story, and send out a link via Facebook.
  3. Do the same via Twitter (if you have an account).
  4. Use the contact form on this site or email dj@thoughtsfromparis.com with your mailing address.
  5. Now, wait with baited breath by the mailbox for the next several weeks.

Odds of Winning:  100%

Odds of Winning if You Don’t Do Any of The Above But Still Send Me Your Address:  Also 100%

(I’m not going to check to see if you’re a filthy liar.   But, you’ll know and feel terrible.)

Lastly, if you do receive one of my awesome cards, email me a photo of yourself with the card looking eternally grateful.   (I’m getting into scrapbooking.)

In the event you have neither a Facebook nor Twitter account, then just email out your friends with a link to me.   And, by the way, we’re all super-impressed with you.   Truly.

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