Instead of trying to impress you with a nice build-up before the story, I'm just going to let the story impress you on its own.
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Perfect If Your Coworkers Grafted a Dick On Your Hand!
As a genetic bio-engineer, I am working on architecting the growth of organs and appendages via biological induction grafting. For you dummies, that means I do things like grow human ears on mice. It's super cool.