I’m really mad at you, you know.
Why?
Because when I was fifteen I was a busboy at a steakhouse and busy not getting dates. You’re winning national singing contests and releasing videos.
Ha ha! Oh… Wait… I didn’t mean to laugh at you.
Behold The New Website Design!
Yep, she designed the logo. I bet that gray hat smells awful.
On Saturday I deployed a new design of ThoughtsFromParis. I’m especially proud as this was a total rebuild. I tore the old one down and started from scratch.
This was a huge project. I know when you look at it there’s a lot of simplicity. That’s intentional. Surprisingly, to achieve that effect took around 60 hours of work. It was one of the most difficult projects I’ve ever taken on.
I Stare at Vs (In My Doctor’s Office)
...Um... Hmm...
Last time I brought up my therapist’s office, I wrote about the girl who I see each week in the waiting room. An update to that story is that we both rode the elevator down together, just her and I, a month ago. We said hello and smiled at each other. First contact.
My Understanding is That Babies Twitch Like Dogs
That big thing laying across the front is a feline named Pantaloons.
Yesterday I wrote about how, much like a vampire, I burst into flames when in direct sunlight. This the bane of being blonde. (Great alliteration there, Deej!)
As I recover from my pink face and belly I thought I’d take a few moments to write about the greatest thing on the planet. No hyperbole. Okay, a little hyperbole.
I Got Burned A Second Time
I'm pinker than my pink shirt! Pinker than that blonde chick rock singer with the huge skull!
Yesterday I wrote about how I goofed and showed up at my birthday dinner a full day before my birthday.
Well, today WAS my actual birthday. I had to go in to work in the morning for a few hours, but then I had the rest of the day free. I thought, “What would I like to do today?”
My Parents Stood Me Up On My Birthday Eve!
Fresh breath is a priority in my life.
One of my favorite lines from 16 Candles is near the end where Sam’s parents realize they forgot her birthday. They apologize, and during that scene, her younger brother comes from another room and starts laughing and just says, “Classic.”
New Site Problems…
Been working on my new site upgrade for 3 hours and there is a big problem is prohibiting me moving forward. So this will have to count as my post today. I’m not proud of it, but unless you want me to scream choice expletives over and over via the keyboard, I will wait until tomorrow for a real post.
Just Got a Cease And Desist!
What I see in my head when I picture a German.
I don’t really know much about Germans except from what I have seen lampooned on television. I think when I was 18 we went to Germany on a trip I took with my high school french class. It might have just been Switzerland though. I really don’t remember.
What I Need From YOU (It’s Not Dirty)
I actually found myself today saying to a friend, “Did you know that Fran Drescher and Larry the Cable Guy both follow me on Twitter?”
Then, “Well, Fran Drescher is probably just a thing where she follows a lot of random people, but Larry the Cable guy only follows like 1k! Isn’t that funny?”
