I Scored A Turkey Breast!

Okay, it doesn't look awesome. But it is.

I have an AWESOME food tip for you.

You know those rotisserie chickens you can get pre-cooked from the grocery store?  I love those things and probably average one a week.  I heat up a little brown rice and vegetables and combine it all in a bowl like pig feed.  I know this sounds healthy, and it is, but it’s only once a week.  The rest of the time it’s fozen pizzas and graham cracker Double Stuf Oreos. READ MORE

I Wrote This On My Phone, Damnit!

I figured it out.

I just realized that I nearly forgot to post today.   I’ve made it every day this year and would prefer not to kill the streak.   It’s the only streak I haven’t broken – just ask my Portuguese Rosetta Stone program and gym membership.   Oh, and I don’t clean the cat box every three days like I promised either. READ MORE

I Have Integrity!

He really wants you to tell your friends about this site. Don't let him down.

The other day an advertiser for a very popular video clip website (not THAT one) contacted me about putting a link to their site on my page.  They were willing to spring for some decent cash and I was excited.  First, I use their website.  Second, I need the dough. READ MORE

Know Anybody Famous?

If you know anyone in the band other than the lead singer of A Flock Of Seagulls, don't bother telling me.

A few days ago I blogged about my magazine writing debut in uG Magazine (Urban Gentleman).

Apparently the articles were well-received as I’ve been assigned a new feature for the next issue.

They want me to interview and spotlight somebody well-known who is either a television personality, actor, or musician.  We already have some connections and access to a few big names. READ MORE

Let’s Make Fun of Canada!

Going to keep this one short, because I need YOUR help.

I pitched an idea to a Canadian publication completely joking around about how I’d like to write a piece for their readers (online they get about 20k a day) called “Why Americans Make Fun of Canadians.” READ MORE

Central Florida Was Not That Bad

Great t-shirt, but I'm pro-Florida now!

There’s a great line in the movie, Easy A  that speaks to the uniqueness of Florida.

Due to his “condition,” Micah was sent on an extended visit to his grandparents’ in Palatka, Florida. And if there’s one thing worse than chlamydia, it’s Florida. READ MORE

Urban Gentleman Magazine

Yesterday I had three pieces go live in Urban Gentleman Magazine.  You can read the magazine online below, or better yet, purchase it at your local newsstand.

Special thanks to Editor-In-Chief Stacy Ellen who took a chance on me with absolutely no professional writing credits.  I’m proud to be associated with her magazine. READ MORE

A Gift From My Partner, Rachel!

If you’ve been following this blog, you know that my pal and author Rachel Thompson are rolling out a new feature.  In fact, I’m putting the finishing touches on our debut now, and it will go live later today.

To tide you over, Rachel has very generously agreed that, for today only, to provide her books at no cost for you. READ MORE