Doesn’t that sound a lot more official than, “Some chicks gave me a position with their website?” No? Sort of deceptive? Yeah, I hear you.
Some chicks gave me a position with their website!
AimingLow is a fantastic humor website (seriously), which is collection of funny writers doing what they do best. Effacing themselves through embarrassment.
So, my girlfriend started doing research on Adult ADD, which I have. I take a bunch of medicine for it and all, but I also tend to freak out very easily about non-important stuff which doesn’t seem to be related to the condition.
Some of it is psychological, I’m sure. That’s why I have a competent therapist, and spend time each week on the couch. But there’s other things that seem to just be how I’m hard-wired.
When I was twenty seven my sister bought me a fondue set for my birthday. At the time I had only eaten fondue once at a Melting Pot chain restaurant.
Umm… Thanks for the gift, Dana.
You don’t like it?
No, it’s not that. I mean it’s cool and all, but I don’t snack on cheese and I’m not interested in dipping strawberries into chocolate.
It’s estimated that today we’re supposed to receive two to four inches of snow here in Chicago. Just two days ago it was 51 degrees. Been a great January so far.
Yesterday the big news was that it was supposed to be six to eight inches. I’m pretty sure that weathermen always overestimate so that their viewers will feel relieved when it’s much milder. Here’s a reenactment.
It’s been a while since I’ve introduced you to a new D.J. confession. In the past I talked about how I used to wear tight jeans, and how I pretended I was in bands when I wasn’t, and how I poop when I talk on the phone. But that’s nothing compared to this confession.
A number of you have told me that you’re having problems commenting as a guest.
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Since I’m doing a lot more videos this year, I decided to build a proper intro. Because I’m insane, I decided to build two. These will be placed at the beginning of my vlogs (video blogs).
Watch below and then vote for your favorite one below that! You will choose the awesomeness that will precede the awesomeness that is me.
Last night I came home from four days away in Atlanta visiting the woman I’m seeing.
When I’m gone I usually take my dog to the groomer who watches her throughout the day and takes her home to his place. She even sleeps in bed with him.
That leaves my cat.
I just got home after having spent four days in Atlanta visiting reader-turned-girlfriend Jessica. She was nice enough to open her home to me, and I got a chance to meet her friends and spend time in her nook of the city.
A few things I noticed about being in Atlanta.
I'll never give this child another cigarette, pinky swears!
