The other day an advertiser for a very popular video clip website (not THAT one) contacted me about putting a link to their site on my page. They were willing to spring for some decent cash and I was excited. First, I use their website. Second, I need the dough.
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Know Anybody Famous?
If you know anyone in the band other than the lead singer of A Flock Of Seagulls, don't bother telling me.
A few days ago I blogged about my magazine writing debut in uG Magazine (Urban Gentleman).
Apparently the articles were well-received as I’ve been assigned a new feature for the next issue.
They want me to interview and spotlight somebody well-known who is either a television personality, actor, or musician. We already have some connections and access to a few big names.
Let’s Make Fun of Canada!
Going to keep this one short, because I need YOUR help.
I pitched an idea to a Canadian publication completely joking around about how I’d like to write a piece for their readers (online they get about 20k a day) called “Why Americans Make Fun of Canadians.”
Central Florida Was Not That Bad
Great t-shirt, but I'm pro-Florida now!
There’s a great line in the movie, Easy A that speaks to the uniqueness of Florida.
Due to his “condition,” Micah was sent on an extended visit to his grandparents’ in Palatka, Florida. And if there’s one thing worse than chlamydia, it’s Florida.
Urban Gentleman Magazine
Yesterday I had three pieces go live in Urban Gentleman Magazine. You can read the magazine online below, or better yet, purchase it at your local newsstand.
Special thanks to Editor-In-Chief Stacy Ellen who took a chance on me with absolutely no professional writing credits. I’m proud to be associated with her magazine.
Rachel and Delfin Argue (About You) – Emotionally Distant Men
WHY EMOTIONAL DISTANT MEN AREN’T YOUR PROBLEM
I got this, DJ. Step off.
When I first met my guy, I was thoroughly baffled at how he could be so romantic and lovely when he was not working, and yet so distant and humorless when he was.
Who was this guy? Was he bipoloar? Or had I done something to upset him? I was so confused.
A Gift From My Partner, Rachel!
If you’ve been following this blog, you know that my pal and author Rachel Thompson are rolling out a new feature. In fact, I’m putting the finishing touches on our debut now, and it will go live later today.
To tide you over, Rachel has very generously agreed that, for today only, to provide her books at no cost for you.
Ready To Throw Up?
A few days ago I talked about how depressing it is to catch myself naked in the bathroom mirror. Many of you reported similar feelings of shame.
Here’s another knock to my vanity.
Last night, while visiting my girlfriend in Atlanta, she decided to record me sleeping. Why? Because apparently I snore like a dick.
How To Bring A Stinky Sandwich On an Airplane
My lunch > Your lunch
If you’re Jewish, or secretly wish you were, (like me) you know that Passover is upon us. I don’t know much about their religion, but I know that the Jews have some pretty fantastic food.
Ever eaten matzo ball soup? It’s the best thing ever. I’m totally shocked that I’ve never once seen it on a restaurant menu outside of a few delis. Also, just matzo crackers – delicious.
