The Sticker Incident – Behind the Scenes at Allison and D.J. Fix Your Stupid Problems

Hmm... maybe I should run this by Allison first.

She hated the idea from the beginning.

“I’m going to have something made to send out to all the people that write in questions for our column!” Allison responded with, “Uh huh. Have fun.” Okay, she wasn’t into it. In fact, I’ve witnessed more excitement in line at a salad bar. Now, to be fair, Allison’s and my communication mostly consist of me writing stupid things on email or instant message and then waiting for her to get annoyed. Just yesterday I was drawing up the graphic for our newest column. As a goof I created an additional one which I emailed over with, “Next month, I have our topic.” This was attached. READ MORE

How My New Male Friends Help Me Set Up The Ultimate Accountability

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If these guys are doing that tandem skydiving acrobatic thing, they forgot their parachutes.

I needed more guy friends.

One of the bummers of turning forty is that almost all of my male friends are married. This is not a bummer for them, of course. And, damn it if they didn’t all marry well. And, once someone marries well, children are soon to follow. This is accompanied by a move to the suburbs where the excitement of city life is sacrificed for a larger home with actual grass. I’ve lived in the city for sixteen years and I’m one of the last holdouts. However, there’s no good argument to be made for a single guy moving out to the suburbs until he’s forced. The upside is that I live smack in the middle of a million fun city activities. The downside is that nobody else I know still does. So, I’m lonely. READ MORE

What I Learned From Bill Flynn

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A friend of mine passed away last month.

And while there’s plenty of humor about dying and being dead, I thought I’d take a short stab at writing something less sophomoric that my usual nonsense. Not a full seven-inches-in-stab, like the murderer in the song Blood on the Dance Floor. Michael Jackson wrote some dark lyrics. But boy could he move like the wind. Anyway, I’m drifting. Back to the topic at hand – my friend’s death. READ MORE

I Have a Big Brag to Announce About My Greatness

For no reason at all here is my cat and dog.

I’ve been busy over the past two days.

First I released a new version of my Apple and Android app which include push notifications. Yes, you now get a popup whenever I write something new. Does my narcissism know no bounds?

Also I launched a Twitter web app which pokes around through your followers to see if anyone famous follows you. It’s pointless and silly but so are a majority of the activities in which I participate. READ MORE

I Got Booted Out of a Men’s Support Group

Oh wait, this is a tech support group. Ignore.

You’re not supposed to get kicked out of a support group.

I mean, if you’re a total dick and making fun of a person’s problems or you start telling everyone’s secrets on your personal humor blog (see what I did there?), then I can understand it. But I got booted for not showing up. READ MORE

Where Are The Posts?

DongDong kicks butt.

I would like to apologize for my truancy.

Not that I’m so narcissistic to believe that you live, die, and breathe my words like oxygen. I hope you don’t. But if you do, you just may make it into the Paris will. Anyshit, I haven’t been updating the blog as much as usual. There’s a few reasons why… READ MORE

What is NAMI? – BandBackTogether BlogAThon

Originally Posted on SinceYouAsked Today’s post comes from my friend, Rick Wiseman.   Rick and his wife of 49 years, Carol, live in Joplin with their oldest son and Carol’s mother.   Rick and Carol’s oldest son was first diagnosed with “borderline autism” around age 2.   At the time of his diagnosis there were no mental health services available in Joplin, so his doctor sent them to Tulsa to be diagnosed.   He has suffered with his illness throughout his life.   As an adult his diagnosis was changed to  Asperger’s Syndrome.   He has additional diagnoses and his difficulties became severe as an adult.   When their son started attending NAMI support groups, Rick and Carol noticed a marked positive change in him.   He suggested Rick and Carol also start attending the family support groups that NAMI offered.   This soon became their passion and they became deeply involved with NAMI, serving as volunteers, trainers, and board members of the Joplin affiliate. In the wake of the 2011 tornado, mental health has been of the utmost concern for health care professionals and counselors in Joplin.    According to the  Australian PsychologicalSociety, “Depression is the second most commonly observed psychological disorder in survivors of disasters followed by various problems with anxiety.”   Organizations such as the  Missouri Foundationfor Health  have recognized the need for increased support for mental health facilities and professionals following 2011’s disaster and have generously provided funding and manpower to help facilitate services for the many individuals who have suffered from  PTSD  (Post Traumatic Stress Disorder) since the tornado.   These proactive measures have, in turn, helped maintain the overall well-being of our community. I am thankful for Rick’s insight on the importance of diagnosing and treating mental health illnesses, and I trust that his article will prove informative to you, as well. =&0=& By Rick Wiseman The  National Alliance on Mental Illness  (NAMI) is the nation’s largest grassroots mental health organization dedicated to improving the lives of individuals and families affected by mental illness. NAMI has over 1,100 affiliates in communities across the country who engage in advocacy, research, support, and education.   Members of NAMI are families, friends, and people living with mental illnesses such as major depression, schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, obsessive compulsive disorder (OCD), panic disorder, post- traumatic stress disorder (PTSD), and borderline personality disorder. SOME MENTAL HEALTH FACTS The fact is this:  Mental illnesses are medical conditions that disrupt a person’s thinking, feeling, mood, ability to relate to others, and daily functioning. Just as diabetes is a disorder of the pancreas, mental illnesses are medical conditions that often result in a diminished capacity for coping with the ordinary demands of life. The good news about mental illness is that recovery is possible. Mental illnesses can affect persons of any age, race, religion, or income. Mental illnesses are not the result of personal weakness, lack of character, or poor upbringing. Mental illnesses are treatable. Most people diagnosed with a serious mental illness experience relief from their symptoms by actively participating in an individual treatment plan. In addition to medical treatment, psychosocial treatment such as cognitive behavioral therapy, interpersonal therapy, peer support groups, and other community services can also be components of a treatment plan and assist with recovery. The availability of transportation, diet, exercise, sleep, friends, and meaningful paid or volunteer activities contribute to overall health and wellness, including mental illness recovery. WHAT IS NAMI JOPLIN? Locally, NAMI Joplin provides support, education, and advocacy to our friends suffering mental illness and their families. We offer support groups, peer training, and training for other providers of mental health services, social events, and special events. NAMI Joplin has speakers available to present to your group or organization. For more information contact your NAMI Joplin office directly at 417-781-6264 or visitwww.namijoplin.org. NAMI Joplin is a 501 (c) 3 non-profit organization. Much of the information presented here is from NAMI information. Online fundraising for BAND BACK TOGETHER PROJECT at Razoo

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