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I Totally Got Gypped On My Date Tonight

Napkin

Share on Share on I’m writing this from a date in progress. A ThoughtsFromParis first, as it were. A woman I’m seeing who requested that I don’t use her real name (it’s Helen) asked me over for dinner …

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Moms are Supposed to Annoy Their Kids

pantaloons and meepers

Share on Share on Mothers are supposed to have at least one expression designed to send you into a frenzy of anger and frustration. It’s their job. Mine is the moment my mom walks through the door of …

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That’s Cool Beans!

Cool Beans

Share on Share on Turns out my mom was wrong. Sure, there are moments when my condo resembles a dishelved hobo riding the rails, but mostly it’s close to tidy. Note I said “tidy” and not “clean.” I …

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How Not To Negotiate (if you’re a housekeeper)

french maid

Share on Share on One of the other things I’ve written about ad nauseum is my dirty condo. I’m just going to resign myself to the becomingand apparent fact that I’m just not going to become skilled at …

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