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I Ate Live Octopus

I Ate Live Octopus

Share on Share on D.J., watch this video of live chickens being slaughtered. It’ll make you become a vegetarian. No, that’s ay. Not interested. Don’t you care about chickens being tortured and killed? (minute long pause to soulsearch …

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It Turns Out I Sleep Bad – Part I

They also hooked one up to my nuts, but just to be funny. Those wacky technicians!

Share on Share on For as long as I can remember I’ve been exhausted. I started taking naps my last year of college. I was studying meditation and selfhypnosis and would put myself in a deep trance following …

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Someone Flipped Me The Bird!

Chicago El

Share on Share on Had an amazing experience on the subway yesterday. Well, in Chicago we don’t call it the subway. It’s the “el” which is short for “elevated train” because it does, in fact, go above ground. …

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I Am Lucky and Ashamed

snowflake

Share on Share on When I left my home it was 1 degrees. There’s nothing I own that is appropriate for negative temperatures. If I dug deep into my closet I could find a pair of long underwear. …

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