Hey, remember all the crazy crap I did last year? Me neither!
Thankfully the internet records all my goodness for you. I decided to see what I was up to this past year, reflected in my tweets and Facebook status updates.
I present to you, my dearest readers (that mean the ones most dear, namely the hottest) with a few choice selections from my brain. This is TweetsFromParis.
If you missed Part I – click here!
Part II is July through December, two per month. Enjoy!
- If you have the option of dark chocolate or dark chocolate with carmel, and you choose the chocolate, you and I are very different people. Jul 01, 2011
- Taxi driver yesterday changed settings so that the digital speedometer only displayed kilometers per hour. Stop showing off, you fancy d*ck! Jul 10, 2011
- Last night I prayed to Jeff, the God of eleven hour sleep. And you know what? Jeff was listening. Jeff answered my prayer. Praise Jeff! Aug 13, 2011
- I pulled a nose hair today that would go in a scrapbook if I were the type of person that had a scrapbook of really awesome nose hairs. Aug 31, 2011
- My cat is alone the next 4 days, so if you could send her your positive energy, that would be great (even though we know that does nothing) Sep 04, 2011
- I am officially a car owner again after a year without. Looking forward to first backseat makeout session. None are currently scheduled. Sep 17, 2011
- If closing half–open doors were part of the cat college entrance exam, mine would be going to Dartmouth. Oct 06, 2011
- If it wasn’t for therapy, I’d have no fodder for my blog. Oct 11, 2011
- Got email from “adult” company to promote their products on my site, saying that my readers are their ideal clients. Shame on you, readers. Nov 02, 2011
- I don’t drink coffee, but I think I understand. Starting each morning with Starbucks is a way of having dessert in the morning, right? Nov 07, 2011
- Hey, my new voter registration card came in the mail today! (I have absolutely no idea what this means) Dec 01, 201
- I know that technically cats can’t see in the dark, but seriously, cats can see in the dark. Dec 10, 2011