A few days ago I talked about how depressing it is to catch myself naked in the bathroom mirror. Many of you reported similar feelings of shame.
Here’s another knock to my vanity.
Last night, while visiting my girlfriend in Atlanta, she decided to record me sleeping. Why? Because apparently I snore like a dick.
Meanwhile, every single time someone has told me I snored (see how I not-so-subtly inferred that I’ve bedded a ton of women?), I assumed they were kidding.
Author Note – I was married for the past several years, took a year off after the divorce, and am now dating one woman. I have not bedded many ladies. Also, no men.
This morning the girlfriend told me very kindly that I had been snoring. I laughed it off telling her, “I don’t snore.” She laughed and then whipped out her iPhone.
I was so horrified by this, I just had to share it with you. If you have any attraction for me (and you do) this will vanish within three seconds of pushing play. Enjoy.