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Just Got a Cease And Desist!

I don’t really know much about Germans except from what I have seen lampooned on television.  I think when I was 18 we went to Germany on a trip I took with my high school french class.  It might have just been Switzerland though.  I really don’t remember.

A few months back I did an interview where I was asked where I get my images for blog posts.  I was honest and said that I swipe them from Google Images.  Technically, this is stealing.  But… tons of bloggers do it, and I’m not really using it for financial gain.  You could make the argument I have advertisers and that I sort of benefit from theft, but it’s reaching.

Since that interview I found a solution where I can still use great images online and give the proper attribution making this all above board.

But, I still had a few hundred images out there that were not properly attributed, nor did I have permission to post them.

Some German dick found one of his!

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I act on behalf of Mr. F—— Knieper, Schlachte, 2—- Bremen, Germany (the “Owner”), who is responsible for the website located at xxxxx.

  1. The Owner is the exclusive owner of the copyrights to respective photographs that are made available to the public without his – the Owner’s – authorization.
  2. Please immediately remove the infringing material from the website and also from your  server.
  3. I have a good faith belief that the use of the infringing material is not authorized by the Owner, its agents or the law. I assure you that the information in this Notice of Copyright Infringement is accurate, and under penalty of perjury, that I am authorized to act on behalf of the Owner.

Should you require any further information regarding this matter, please contact me:
T—– Knieper

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Okay, fine.  I went to take down the image.  And then I started laughing.  You have to see this.

Click here for the offending photo since I can’t post it on my site anymore due to the German dick.

Yes.  Oh God, yes.

By the way, I’m pretty sure that site isn’t supposed to have it up either.  I wonder if Knieper is busting their balls, too.

I nearly wrote back and said, “Sir, that is my weenie.  I grinded it, encased it, and just had to film the shit out of it.  Those are my snaps.  How dare you accuse me of  treachery?  I hope you choke on your next kielbasa!”

It’s stuff like this that keeps me writing every day.  God I love it.

What I see in my head when I picture a German.

photo credit: Express Monorail via photo pin cc

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