A reader named Suzanne sent me this photo and wrote…
Please use this photo in your next post and write something funny in the caption.
Now, I’ll admit that particular line isn’t my best but it’s still a solid seven. I’m pretty damned good at writing funny captions on pictures.
So I want to introduce a new feature called…
Once a week, I’ll take a few images you send to me that you’ve pulled online or from your own private stash. Then I’ll attempt and succeed to write something gloriously side-splitting just for you.
And then share it with everyone, thereby diminishing it’s singular importance to you.
So send ’em in to dj@thoughtsfromparis.com, and I’ll get ready to crack wise. For you!
Don’t send nude pics, because there’s nothing funny about the human form. Only beauty.
If nobody sends anything in, I’ll be forced to develop my own content, which is starting to suck nards!
Here are two free bonus captions, also sent to me by readers…
This first one was snapped by a friend of mine at a local mall, which I submitted to failblog.org
Send your photos and images to dj@thoughtsfromparis.com!