Yesterday I posted about how get extreme pleasure from those heavy dental aprons they put on you during x-rays. I looked into buying one last night, but the really good ones are a few hundred dollars.
Did I really want to blow a few hundred bucks on a lead apron? Seems like an expensive experiment. I mean, I only have had that thing on me for three minutes at a time. Maybe at minute four it starts to feel constricting and scary. Who knows?
So, I took my search to Ebay.
More of the same, really. Expensive aprons, and shipping is a killer.
Until I found IT.
Let’s zoom in a bit, shall we?
Not “a stain”, but “some staining”? That’s more than one stain. Good that there’s no rips, I guess.
Oh man, do I have some questions for C. Wang, M.D. What’s the C. stand for? Did you go bankrupt? And, if so, I’m guessing it’s because you didn’t wash your lead aprons.
I have another, more interesting thought – Dr. Wang loves boobs. He decided to become a radiologist, and my theory is that he got in so he could look at cans all day. As a result, he started doing breast exams that lasted a little too long. Plus, he would grin the entire time. He was brought up on charges, sent to jail, and shivved in the shower by a large Mexican.
And now I’m going to buy his nasty old vest. But I have a few questions, which I sent over to the seller.
- What is the heaviness of the vest? I want to make sure it’s no pussy 5lb’er. I need a heavy vest.
- What kind of stains?