In my last post I talked about how I send out a lot more holiday cards than I receive.
And, last night, as I sat having a conversation with the wall, I wondered aloud if I there was anything I could do for all the people like me.
But then I thought, “And is there also a way I can exploit these people to my benefit?”
I think I figured it out – watch.
What To Do:
- “Like” the ThoughtsFromParis Facebook Page.
- Pick out your favorite story, and send out a link via Facebook.
- Do the same via Twitter (if you have an account).
- Use the contact form on this site or email dj@thoughtsfromparis.com with your mailing address.
- Now, wait with baited breath by the mailbox for the next several weeks.
Odds of Winning: 100%
Odds of Winning if You Don’t Do Any of The Above But Still Send Me Your Address: Also 100%
(I’m not going to check to see if you’re a filthy liar. But, you’ll know and feel terrible.)
Lastly, if you do receive one of my awesome cards, email me a photo of yourself with the card looking eternally grateful. (I’m getting into scrapbooking.)
In the event you have neither a Facebook nor Twitter account, then just email out your friends with a link to me. And, by the way, we’re all super-impressed with you. Truly.
Jesse3581 says:
Yup. I’m in. I’m thinking of epic ideas for a photo to send you too.
D.J. Paris says:
@Jesse3581 Awesome! I should get the finished product back today, and then within a few weeks, it should be going out.
aczielke says:
Aahahhaha a tie but no pants!! That seriously just made me die laughing. Also, I am in for Christmas card(s).
D.J. Paris says:
@aczielke Do the steps and send me your address! Also, send me some pants.
D.J. Paris says:
Yes, she’s a bozo. Remember to do the steps and send me your address so I can mail you out a card!
LauLau81 says:
Hahaha! I’m drooling over here. I can’t stop my self from laughing! The video is hilarious! A tie without a pants? LOL!
D.J. Paris says:
@LauLau81 Still haven’t received your address, or the confirmation that you sent out my link… Don’t miss out! You’ll hate yourself (more than you already do!)
Susan K says:
I did everything you said even though you said I’m on the do not send list, I’ll just wait and see what happens.
D.J. Paris says:
@Susan K – Email me your address, either you get a card or a lump of coal. Haven’t decided.
Susan K says:
@delfinparis You’re so good to your readers 🙂
fergusonsarah says:
haha! I really love your video.. I was extremely entertaining! I will definitely like you on Facebook.. I love the dog! Can you send the dog instead? 🙂
D.J. Paris says:
@fergusonsarah Thanks! Make sure to do that and send my your address. And yes, you can have the dog. She farts a lot.
D.J. Paris says:
@fergusonsarah Thanks! Make sure to do that and send my your address. And yes, you can have the dog. She farts a lot.
circustoybox says:
still debating whether to be a filthy liar or not.
D.J. Paris says:
@circustoybox Let’s compromise. Be a filthy liar in all other aspects of your life. Just not this time. Fair?
jennapooh1971 says:
Am I the only one who thinks it’s weird that your dog never looked at you or demanded that you retrieve the fallen toy? I was on tenterhooks, waiting for the bark in the ear that never came.
D.J. Paris says:
@jennapooh1971 I never watch myself, so I can’t speak for the situation with the dog. Although, she is here with me at work. I’ll ask her and report back.
D.J. Paris says:
@jennapooh1971 I never watch myself, so I can’t speak for the situation with the dog. Although, she is here with me at work. I’ll ask her and report back.