I Want To Send YOU A Holiday Card!

ThoughtsFromParis Holiday Contest

In my last post I talked about how I send out a lot more holiday cards than I receive.

And, last night, as I sat having a conversation with the wall, I wondered aloud if I there was anything I could do for all the people like me.

But then I thought, “And is there also a way I can exploit these people to my benefit?”

I think I figured it out – watch.

 

 

ThoughtsFromParis Holiday Contest

What To Do:

  1. “Like” the ThoughtsFromParis Facebook Page.
  2. Pick out your favorite story, and send out a link via Facebook.
  3. Do the same via Twitter (if you have an account).
  4. Use the contact form on this site or email dj@thoughtsfromparis.com with your mailing address.
  5. Now, wait with baited breath by the mailbox for the next several weeks.

Odds of Winning:  100%

Odds of Winning if You Don’t Do Any of The Above But Still Send Me Your Address:  Also 100%

(I’m not going to check to see if you’re a filthy liar.   But, you’ll know and feel terrible.)

Lastly, if you do receive one of my awesome cards, email me a photo of yourself with the card looking eternally grateful.   (I’m getting into scrapbooking.)

In the event you have neither a Facebook nor Twitter account, then just email out your friends with a link to me.   And, by the way, we’re all super-impressed with you.   Truly.

18 thoughts on “I Want To Send YOU A Holiday Card!”

  1. Jesse3581 says:

    Yup. I’m in. I’m thinking of epic ideas for a photo to send you too.

    1. D.J. Paris says:

      @Jesse3581 Awesome! I should get the finished product back today, and then within a few weeks, it should be going out.

  2. aczielke says:

    Aahahhaha a tie but no pants!! That seriously just made me die laughing. Also, I am in for Christmas card(s).

    1. D.J. Paris says:

      @aczielke Do the steps and send me your address! Also, send me some pants.

  3. D.J. Paris says:

    Yes, she’s a bozo. Remember to do the steps and send me your address so I can mail you out a card!

  4. LauLau81 says:

    Hahaha! I’m drooling over here. I can’t stop my self from laughing! The video is hilarious! A tie without a pants? LOL!

    1. D.J. Paris says:

      @LauLau81 Still haven’t received your address, or the confirmation that you sent out my link… Don’t miss out! You’ll hate yourself (more than you already do!)

  5. Susan K says:

    I did everything you said even though you said I’m on the do not send list, I’ll just wait and see what happens.

    1. D.J. Paris says:

      @Susan K – Email me your address, either you get a card or a lump of coal. Haven’t decided.

      1. Susan K says:

        @delfinparis You’re so good to your readers 🙂

  6. fergusonsarah says:

    haha! I really love your video.. I was extremely entertaining! I will definitely like you on Facebook.. I love the dog! Can you send the dog instead? 🙂

    1. D.J. Paris says:

      @fergusonsarah Thanks! Make sure to do that and send my your address. And yes, you can have the dog. She farts a lot.

    2. D.J. Paris says:

      @fergusonsarah Thanks! Make sure to do that and send my your address. And yes, you can have the dog. She farts a lot.

  7. circustoybox says:

    still debating whether to be a filthy liar or not.

    1. D.J. Paris says:

      @circustoybox Let’s compromise. Be a filthy liar in all other aspects of your life. Just not this time. Fair?

  8. jennapooh1971 says:

    Am I the only one who thinks it’s weird that your dog never looked at you or demanded that you retrieve the fallen toy? I was on tenterhooks, waiting for the bark in the ear that never came.

    1. D.J. Paris says:

      @jennapooh1971 I never watch myself, so I can’t speak for the situation with the dog. Although, she is here with me at work. I’ll ask her and report back.

    2. D.J. Paris says:

      @jennapooh1971 I never watch myself, so I can’t speak for the situation with the dog. Although, she is here with me at work. I’ll ask her and report back.

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