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I May Be Getting My Weighted Vest After All

In the past month I’ve talked about how I might have SPD and how I explored the idea of buying one of those weighted lead vests that dentists put on you during an xray.

Then I nearly purchased one, but some turd bought it before me.

So I was just sitting here, like an asshole with no heavy vest.

UNTIL TODAY

Here’s what I saw today when I logged into Facebook.

My response…

So I get the vest previously used on cancerous cats and dogs with Parvo.  I’LL TAKE IT!

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