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Guess Who Took A Bath? • Thoughts From Paris · Humor Blog of D.J. Paris · Funny Stories
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Guess Who Took A Bath?

D.J. Paris

D.J. did!

D.J.’s dog did!

I have previously spoke of my love for baths.  Actually I hadn’t taken one in a month until tonight.  I realized my dog had not been cleaned in over three months.  Now, before you get grossed out, please realize that my dog spends a total of 10 minutes a day outside.  She’s 7lbs and I have to carry her when there’s ice, snow, or rain, because she won’t go near it.  Chihuahuas are notorious for hating water.  Makes sense, as they are most likely originated as a desert dog from central Mexico.

She screams like you wouldn’t believe at bath-time.  Plus, she never stinks, so I only clean her like four times a year.

Because it’s so incredibly difficult to do over a sink, I just simply climb in with her.  Sounds weird?  Well, you know what?  You sound weird!

Anyway, I had to take a few snaps, because I love to humiliate myself online.

Do I have some sort of pale white guy farmer tan? Gross.

Once the job was completed, it was time to celebrate.

I dropped the fork in the tub. Twice. Still used it.
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