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I Did Something F***ing Crazy Over Thanksgiving – Part III

I Did Something F***ing Crazy Over Thanksgiving – Part III
D.J. and Jessica

Last time I left you, I had just explained to my forgetful father that I was bringing Jessica home for Thanksgiving dinner with my family.

Read Part I Here, Sucka!

Read Part II Here, Sucka!

A woman I had never spent even a second with in mutual physical presence. READ MORE

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