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I Have The GREATEST Readers of all the Planets! (But Not Pluto Because That's Not a Planet, You Dumb Person!) • Thoughts From Paris · Humor Blog of D.J. Paris · Funny Stories

Thoughts From Paris · Humor Blog of D.J. Paris · Funny Stories

I Have The GREATEST Readers of all the Planets! (But Not Pluto Because That’s Not a Planet, You Dumb Person!)

D.J. Paris

14 years ago

I received this today via the mail.

I haven’t yet spoken to the person who sent it, and she may want to remain anonymous, so I’ll keep her info private.

Let’s just say that I am THRILLED.

I shrieked like a little girl. A little girl who is totally a man and does all sorts of manly things.

If you don’t understand the context of this gift, you’ll have go all the way back to January of this year when I dubbed 2011 “The Year of the Shower Glove.” The Chinese should not have a stranglehold on this idea.

Make 2011 The Year of the Shower Glove – Read this story and try not to weep from embarrassment of how you just messed your pants from laughing. Okay, that was a little wordy.

Thank you to the person that sent it. And for all of you who read.

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