Decided it was time to show my beautiful visage. It ought to be this way. Enjoy.
(for all you nerds, you can even watch it in 1080p)
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These are the posts that will go in the slider.
The Most Fun Person I Met at BlogWorld
I swear to Christ that I do not have a double chin. The red eye thing though, is real.
In my last post I talked about The Most Boring Person At BlogWorld. Her name is Megan. But then at the end of my story I actually talked about how great she is. And she really is.
And then her best friend got jealous. They’re kind of a team. They’re also from Salt Lake City, which means they’re weird as shit.
The Most Boring Person I Met At BlogWorld
My double chin and red eyes are attractive.
Two months ago I don’t know any bloggers.
Well, that’s not entirely true. I was aware of The Bloggess and I once went back and forth via email with dooce. By the way, at BlogWorld someone purported that Heather Armstrong (dooce) has more influence, because she has a bigger total audience, than Oprah. Even if that’s not true, it’s cool to hear.
What’s Up With All This Depression?
It seems like depression seems to be hitting the blogosphere. At least with the people I read online.
Two of the biggest bloggers, The Bloggess and Hyperbole and a Half have both recently detailed their journeys through depression, just in the past week.
My Dog Is Now A Licensed Therapy Dog (Again)
Little Good Comes From New Jersey
About two years ago I had my dog certified with Therapy Dogs International so that she could participate in programs with the elderly and children in hospitals.
Unfortunately, I found that because this organization resides is Jersey, the certificate is largely useless here in Chicago. They have little pull in the Midwest.
The Girl With The Tiny Squeaker
I never watched the show, but she is amazing looking.
Last post I talked about a girl who, in college, dressed up like Michael Jackson to speak to our abnormal psychology class about pedophilia.
This girl also had a tiny squeaker.
I was very attracted to her, whom I’ll call Becky Katsopolis (Lori Loughlin) from the tv show, Full House. She looked sort of like her.
