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DoubleBack – This Week in TFP – 9/12/11 – 9/18/11 • Thoughts From Paris · Humor Blog of D.J. Paris · Funny Stories

Thoughts From Paris · Humor Blog of D.J. Paris · Funny Stories

DoubleBack – This Week in TFP – 9/12/11 – 9/18/11

D.J. Paris

14 years ago

In this past week, you got to see my on television, some holiday cards I have sent out, and how I wound up with 20 Kroger VHS tapes.

Plus, I got a car so no more walking to the store like a chump.

My Career As A Video and Photo Thief – Did I ever steal anything? Yes!
My Holiday Cards Are Better Than Your Holiday Cards – Would you like to get on the list for this year? Too bad! (I don’t much care for you.)
I Get Drunk On Not-Eating – Want me to tell you how much I love you? Hide the protein, carbs, and fat.
Watch Me On TV – Like Right Now! – Tired of really unattractive guests on talk shows? Me too! Get ready to watch and fall in love with more of me.
Sitting Here In My Underwear At My Parents’ House In The Kitchen – I forgot to mention this in the story, but a woman rang the doorbell while I was writing this. I ran and hid so she wouldn’t see my boxer briefs.

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