In this past week, you got to see my on television, some holiday cards I have sent out, and how I wound up with 20 Kroger VHS tapes.
Plus, I got a car so no more walking to the store like a chump.
My Career As A Video and Photo Thief – Did I ever steal anything? Yes!My Holiday Cards Are Better Than Your Holiday Cards
Did you read every last word I wrote this past week?
What? You didn’t?
That’s hurtful, goddammit!
I bet you didn’t miss Top Chef! Seriously, is that good? What is it, a bunch of cooks hanging around with their Ginzus? No offense, but watching people cook doesn’t interest me when I’m IN a restaurant.
I'll never give this child another cigarette, pinky swears!