I Think I Gave Myself a UTI

Are you thoroughly skeeved out?

I went on a bath bonanza for the past week.

I realized I hadn’t taken a bath in a while, and I think I was sad about something. So I took a bath. I rocked it out pretty hard in there (meaning I laid down and sat motionless for twenty minutes) and so I repeated the next day, and the day after that. I probably got four in five days. READ MORE

This Post Isn’t Funny – Sorry, Yo

A few months ago, to eat better and save a few dollars, I decided to bring my own lunch every day to work.  I’ve been working professionally since I was twenty-one, and why I have failed to do this up until now, I have no idea.

It’s something small that I do for myself every morning.  Actually I do three things that are healthy. READ MORE

Today Was Ruined By Pizza

Like Jeff Goldlbum, except much less debonair.

I have developed this amazingly healthy habit of bringing my lunch every day to work.  It saves a few dollars and keeps me out of Subway which continues to get more and more depressing each time I head there.

Plus, I actually feel GOOD about myself preparing a meal the night before.  I wish in high school instead of Honors Civics I could have taken a “Ways to Take Care of Yourself That Will Feel Good” class.  In the syllabus… READ MORE