Okay, it’s that time again where I give back. No, I’m not donating blood or ladling out soup at the shelter. You can go do that, though. Someone has to. Have fun. It’s time for my monthly day of free advertising for your
crappy well-written blog! Here are the rules, mofos:
BUT WAIT!!! There’s one more cost of admission. There always is… Since we’re one day out of Thanksgiving you MUST start your comment with something you’re grateful for.
However, it can’t be anything boring like, family, friends, work, blog readers, God, or your velvet Elvis.
I will go first! Ahem… I am grateful for my dog sleeping right now between my legs. She is snoring as we speak which sounds awesome. She is also twitching on all four legs and in her throat and mouth, all of which I can feel. I’m not sure why this is so pleasurable, but dog and cat dream twitches gives me great happy fun times feeling. In fact if I see her twitching on her own, sleeping in a bed I actually become disappointed that I am not her bed feeling the twitch. I hear that babies do the same thing which may be reason enough to stop pulling out. Of course I’m pulling out of a mink coat in the closet – and I don’t think babies are made that way.
I’ve been saving a “pleasure myself with a mink coat” joke for over a year now. I suspect nobody will find it as funny as I do.
Tell me what you’re grateful for and what you write about. Find new readers! I hope everyone had a tolerable Thanksgiving, in-laws and all.
To end this post and start the festivities, in tradition please find the below photo of Wil Wheaton enjoyable.