My First Vlog! Watch The Awesomeness!

Decided it was time to show my beautiful visage.   It ought to be this way.   Enjoy.
(for all you nerds, you can even watch it in 1080p)

12 thoughts on “My First Vlog! Watch The Awesomeness!”

  1. amfairbanks says:

    Congrats on your first vlog! I look forward to the “sophisticated” fart stories. Should be entertaining. Ha!

    1. D.J. Paris says:

      @amfairbanks Thanks, even though my eyeballs are rolling around like a pinball machine! But yours do too!

  2. vwada says:

    I was just thinking you should vlog…this sounds like fun. looking forward to your future videos! =)

    1. D.J. Paris says:

      @vwada Thank you Vanessa! Can’t wait to buy the GREATEST nail clippers in the world!

      1. vwada says:

        @delfinparis haha…maybe you can vlog about them. =P

  3. Susan K says:

    I like when you make yourself laugh!

    1. D.J. Paris says:

      @Susan K I like it when you stalk me. I always need stalkers.

      1. Susan K says:

        @delfinparis I should be offended.

  4. nulsenjb says:

    Please correct me if I’m wrong, but were you masturbating at the end of that piece? There is some body shaking and subtle arm movements starting around the 3:30 mark – right after you finish talking about your cat. If so, then BRAVO for weaving that into your inaugural vlog!

    1. D.J. Paris says:

      @nulsenjb Don’t judge me.

  5. thebleupills says:

    🙂

  6. Jillian Selzer says:

    Just got introduced to DJ’s blog today! Love all of your stuff, gives me a real laugh. I’m excited to keep up with the TFP entries (:

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