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It’s 11:47pm

In my ongoing efforts to produce a post every single day, this one is down to the wire.

I only have a few minutes, so here goes:

Last night I dreamt that my sister and my friend’s sister had little girls in  kindergarten.  I went to pick them up from school on a bicycle (not sure how that was going to work), and when I arrived, I saw all the other mothers waiting outside for their kids to appear.  Among the mothers was one monkey with a little 1920s hat and a purse.  She was standing silent with all the human moms, and then when all the kids starting pouring out of the school, a little chimp-baby came out with the other kids.

No idea what the difference is between chimps, monkeys and baboons – although they all seem to masturbate when you walk by their living area at the zoo.

As I was watching the scene unfold I wasn’t shocked or stunned in any way.  I specifically remember thinking, “FINALLY.  Finally monkey daughters can go to school with the rest of us.”

Monkeys – Out of The Cages and Into The Schools – Vote for D.J. For City Council

Not bad.  Not bad at all.  You’d vote for it.

It was just like this except the monkey didn't have a gun.
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