In my ongoing efforts to produce a post every single day, this one is down to the wire.
I only have a few minutes, so here goes:
Last night I dreamt that my sister and my friend’s sister had little girls in kindergarten. I went to pick them up from school on a bicycle (not sure how that was going to work), and when I arrived, I saw all the other mothers waiting outside for their kids to appear. Among the mothers was one monkey with a little 1920s hat and a purse. She was standing silent with all the human moms, and then when all the kids starting pouring out of the school, a little chimp-baby came out with the other kids.
No idea what the difference is between chimps, monkeys and baboons – although they all seem to masturbate when you walk by their living area at the zoo.
As I was watching the scene unfold I wasn’t shocked or stunned in any way. I specifically remember thinking, “FINALLY. Finally monkey daughters can go to school with the rest of us.”
Monkeys – Out of The Cages and Into The Schools – Vote for D.J. For City Council
Not bad. Not bad at all. You’d vote for it.
