I Can Now Edit All Of Your Comments

My favorite tech company,  LiveFyre, has finally given us bloggers the keys to the kingdom.

We can now edit your comments as we see fit.

I am going to have so much fun with this.  I’ve been thinking about this a lot, and I’ve decided to set up each day with a theme.  Of course I’m going to take all your comments and adjust them to fit the following theme.

• Old People Are Weird Monday
• Sexual Deviant Tuesday
• Pro-Abortion Wednesday
• Anti-Abortion Thursday
• How People From the South Talk Friday
• Hip Hop Saturday
• Mama’s Family References Sunday

So, today is…  It’s Sexual Deviant Tuesday!  I plan on “correcting” a few of your thoughts to discuss how you’ve been seduced by the world of  â€leg worship” and “playing fanny bongos.”  In advance I’d like to say, “For shame!”  You oughtn’t do such things and especially not reveal them in polite company such as this blog.  Some of you have grandchildren, for God’s sake.

In very short order you will develop a pretty unattractive online persona.  You’ll be labeled an agist, an abortion supporter, an abortion non-supporter, a crazy person that needs marching band music played at full volume to achieve orgasm, someone who says “Ya’ll see that thang over yonda?” and the  Vice-President of the Vicki Lawrence is Still Funny in 2012 Fan Club.

On the positive side you’ll have some pretty good rhymes to shop around to record labels.  Courtesy of me.

Now, don’t get worried.  Sure I may totally rewrite your comment to talk about how you’re planning to poke holes in all the condoms at the 7-Eleven on the corner.  But YOU will know the truth.  That should give you some comfort.  Because isn’t it just what we think about ourselves that is most important?

So, who has the courage to comment?  I know I sure wouldn’t – the above system seems nuts.  By the way, I once rolled an elderly man into oncoming traffic just for a goof.

See, I just did it to myself!  I never rolled an old guy in a wheelchair into the street!  What craziness!

photo credit:  San Diego Shooter  via  photo pin  cc

P.S.  Vicki Lawrence IS still funny.  Always has been.