Would you like to go to BlogHer in San Jose this summer spending three days and nights partying your ass off?
Oh, also you’ll learn how to write better, become more effective at social media, and connect with some truly amazing bloggers that will develop into deep friendships!
Well, normally I’d say, “Screw you all, get your own ticket!” But, I’m feeling generous.
This would have been my third BlogHer in a row and this conference is one of the highlights of my year. I love it. But, alas, I can’t go. A jerk friend of mine decided she’d get married in Florida during that same weekend. What a bitch!
Anyway, I have a full conference pass ticket – this also includes the Pathfinder Day (worth the entire trip just by itself). Altogether, the street value of this dope is $548!
Your only responsibility is to get your fanny there and find a place to stay. I can’t do everything for chrissakes!
Details:
Pathfinder Day – July 24th
BlogHer Conference – July 25th – July 26th
Okay, what do I have to do to win this amazing weekend?
Follow the instructions below – just tweet me, and follow me on Facebook or Twitter. The more activity, the more entries you receive!
Don’t miss out on the biggest blogging event of the year! You’ll have a blast – trust me. Also, if you’re a chick, they usually give our free vibrators. So, bonus.
Have fun – seriously. I can’t tell you how bummed I am that I won’t be there. But, my misery is your ticket to joy! Good luck, foolios!
Michelle says:
This sounds like something I’d LOVE to do (a vibrator? Seriously? AWESOME!), but alas, I also have something that weekend. Oh, and I’m so broke is have to hitchhike to get there and sleep on a park bench. *sigh* Maybe next year!
Chris Carter says:
WOW!!! I can’t believe you are GIVING THIS AWAY!!! You should add some kind of condition, like whoever wins this ticket, has to report back to you with blah blah blah information or something like that. OR- pass out your cards OR take pictures of your favorite bloggers OR OR OR…
But hey- I’ll take it just as IS!!!
Incredibly generous of you.
Cary says:
I’m seriously squeezing like a girl.
Darcy Perdu (So Then Stories) says:
DJ, you rock! What a kind thing to do! It was so fun to meet you IRL at the Bombeck conference! Sorry you can’t attend BlogHer but hope to see you again soon!
The Animated Woman says:
I’m super bummed that you won’t be there.
robin griffith says:
You are amazing! Thank you!!
Steph says:
I want to win this so bad! What an awesome thing to do!
Kimberky says:
I just attended my first blog conference (the SITS Girls’ Bloggy Boot Camp in St Louis) in early-April. I would LOVE the opportunity to go to BlogHer…especially in San Jose! Thx for being so generous. *she says politely while silently hexing all other entries* 😉
Kathy Radigan says:
I went to BlogHer 12 and had a great time. I would love to go again and this would make the decision really easy!!!! Keeping my fingers crossed! Thanks for a fun chance!
AlwaysARedhead says:
Oh how I would love to win this ticket, one I would love to meet the Blogging Betties (Tammy, Vanita, Polley). I would have loved to have met you, but you will be at a wedding. Plus I have never been to a BlogHer Conference or to San Jose. Pick Me, Pick Me! 😀
Kiley Smith says:
This would be my first blog conference-I would poop my pants if I won…literally.
Eva says:
I was just getting ready to buy my pass but now I feel so optimistic…which Pathfinder Day is it?
Chloe Jeffreys says:
I am sad that you won’t be able to attend this time. But what are real life friends for if not to screw up your blogging? I hope I win this. I’ve been on the fence about going, but you’ve pushed me off.
jenn says:
that’s pretty nice of you, sir, to be so generous.
Heart of a Philanthropist Blogger Kim says:
Well, bummer you can’t go, but I can! Pick me! Thanks for the contest.
Liz says:
I’d love to win! I’ve never been! Enjoy the wedding!
Kirsten says:
I would love to win! A great excuse to miss a weekend of baseball tournaments!!
Sarah at Journeys of The Zoo says:
Sorry to hear about your misery.
Moving on, can Canadians win this ticket?
Besos, Sarah
Blogger at Journeys of The Zoo
Kablooey says:
Despite the fact that I may lessen the odds that I win, I feel compelled to confirm that you will indeed have the opportunity to receive free vibrators.
Karen says:
I’m guessing I didn’t win but I would love to know who did.