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Biggest Day In Blog's History • Thoughts From Paris · Humor Blog of D.J. Paris · Funny Stories
Site icon Thoughts From Paris · Humor Blog of D.J. Paris · Funny Stories

Biggest Day In Blog’s History

Wow.  Just wow.

Yesterday.

Not only did I get the most number of comments on a single day, but also the most number of visits to my site.  I’m talking about thousands.  Somehow all you foolios promoting your blogs drove an insane amount of traffic to my blog.  Hopefully you got a few visits yourself.

By the way, if you haven’t promoted your blog or visited all the other great bloggers who frequent this site, click here now!

Also, if you’re not on  Triberr  and you’re a blogger you’re missing out big time.  Sign up (it’s free) and look me up.  I’ll hook you up with some awesome tribes that will tweet out your posts all day long.  Check out my Twitter stream to see all the action I get just from my Triberr peeps.  It’s amazing.

Oh, and thank you for the poetry.  I was totally joking, of course, but now I have about fifteen poems written in my honor.  You are all extremely  desperate  for traffic, I guess.  Sad.

Anyway, glad so many non-bloggers are clicking through to my readers’ sites.  Make sure if you see something you like you tell a friend.  Oh, and you’re obviously obligated to do the same for me.

I would also like to say that on the bike ride in to work this morning I nearly hit a black squirrel.  I swerved out of the way, regained balance, and then realized…

Holy SHIT!  A black squirrel!

I feel like I’ve seen one before but I had forgot their main quality.  They look evil.  Freaky black squirrels.  It’s like seeing a hairless cat.  Not cool.  Should we exterminate the hairless cats and black squirrels?  Of course we should.  But I don’t see PETA signing off on that proposition anytime soon.

Seriously, that black squirrel sort of f’d me up today.  I didn’t feel right the rest of the day.

Please go kill yourself.

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