Being Grateful For Stuff – Let’s Get Fixed

Last Sunday a bunch of us committed to finally getting that thing done we’ve been putting off.

Time to check in to see how badly you failed! Or succeeded. Whatever.

And we’re going to set a new goal – so if you’re new to the site, get ready to become more awesome.

Let's Get Fixed

That cat sack just effectively killed my appetite.

How Let’s Get Fixed Works

  1. There is a theme each week where you can join in the crusade to not suck so hard.
  2. In the comment section declare what you will accomplish this week.
  3. In seven days I’ll write a follow up post and you can check in. Succeed and you’ll receive a virtual make-out session from me.
  4. If you fail, well, you’re just human and everyone makes mistakes. Just kidding – we’ll goof on you. Hard.

Last Week Goal Check-In

I vowed to get information about going back to school for my MBA. Now, truth be told, I did this a few hours before writing the post tonight. Hey, I had a busy week – my girlfriend was in town for a bachelorette party. I had to take care of two chihuahuas (instead of one) and an insanely drunk woman last night. When she stumbled in she was surprisingly not wearing a penis hat, penis necklace or anything else penis-ornamental. Some women love to go for the dildo-themed bachelorette party – her friend did not. Probably a better call for the bride’s dignity.

So, I was a little busier than usual. But I did manage to sign up for three informational events from schools I’m looking at – hopefully since I have a title that sounds way more impressive than it is, I can get into the Executive MBA program. This means you don’t have to take the tests and such, which would be killer as I don’t want to ever look at a graphing calculator ever again. Well, unless you turn it upside down to spell out “boobs” – hilarious.

Digression over – I won the week’s challenge!

Win!

This Week’s Goal –  Gratitude

As I’ve progressed through therapy, I’ve realized that I’m a pretty dark mofo. Many would describe me as super-upbeat, smiley, and always laughing – much of that is true. However, by myself I tend to focus on what’s wrong, what’s missing, and where my life would be today if my first girlfriend hasn’t broken my heart, tore out my soul, and extinguished the flame of my love light! Just kidding – she was a dopey chick with good curls. Bitches don’t get over on me.

No, I was born this way. My big issue is that in the moments of anger, sadness, and fear, I forget everything that is good in my life. I’m not a depressive, but I tend to look on the “what sucks” side.

That needs to change.

For example, if I’m arguing with my girlfriend, in that moment of frustration I forget that this is the same person that rebuilt and organized my closet when I was out of town. That’s a big deal.

I think this insanity is a result of not being practiced in seeing what is  good. Part of is psychological too, and I have a shrink to aide with my silliness.

So, what’s the plan? Well, I’m turning to the time-honored practice of hitting my knees in the morning. Yeah, like the Catholics do in church during the wafer part. Which is so uncomfortable and boring. Just sit already. Yes, we’re all impressed with your kneeling. It’s so holy.

Now, I’m not doing this because God loves us kneeling before him. I hope that his ego isn’t that big, and he’s got more important things to get fixed that my stupid prayers. No, this isn’t an homage to the big guy – it’s a recognition of the people in my life that love and care for me AND all the great stuff I’m doing that should be acknowledged.

I asked my friend Bill, who I don’t think even believes in God, about the getting on your knees part. He’s one of the smartest guys I know and only does shit that get results. “Getting on your knees works. Not sure why. It does.”

I will hit my knees first thing in the morning and give thanks to the people in my life that rock, and for all I do that rocks.

It’s Your Turn

What, if you thought about it, would bring forth more gratitude in your life? I don’t mean deny the bad stuff – that’s just moronic. But can you honor both the dark and the light? Like, sure your Facebook stalker is kind of needy. But at least he think you’re hot! What is going well in your life that you forget because you get caught up in the gunk? Let’s get fixed this week and honor that good.

Tip – If you fail to see any good in your life, simply drive around your town and find someone who just looks like they blow. Point at them and chuckle to yourself. At least you’re not that bozo! You’ll feel instantly grateful.

7 thoughts on “Being Grateful For Stuff – Let’s Get Fixed”

  1. TheBeardedIris says:

    That last part made me chuckle. It’s so human to need to feel better off than “that bozo,” right?! I love the “let’s get fixed!” idea. (Fixing our brokenness, not the cat sack type of fixing, although that’s good too, but my pets and husband are already fixed, so fuck them, let’s work on ME ME ME ME ME!)  I need to stop comparing myself to others and just appreciate what I have and what I’ve accomplished. See you next week for check in? Hi, I’m Leslie, by the way. Nice to meet you. I found you because I’m going to the Aiming Low Non Conf. next month.  

    1. RachRiot says:

      TheBeardedIris  OMG.. um I mean, ERMAHGERD, LERSLIE! You’ll be at Aiming Low? I definitely want to go now so I can meet you! I lurk on your site quite a bit… 🙂

  2. MicheleLeAnn says:

    Wow, that’s a heady thought.  See, as an Atheist, I was always asked “Well, if you don’t believe in god, what do you believe in.”  And my answer was always “People.  I believe in the good of my fellow man, and living the best life I can while I’m here, impacting the most people I can in a positive way.”  Sounds cheesy as fuck, right?  But eh, don’t hate on the hippie!  So the thought of kneeling down to thank the people in my life that deserve it, is really kind of beautiful.  I like it DJ!  Good call.  I am not going to be lame and copy you, but I think I will make it a point this week to let people know I’m thankful for them.  

  3. thebloggerincognito says:

    I busted a party full of 9th and 10th graders and had to help a drunkenly crying 14yo to the bathroom…and she nearly puked on my shoes.   My goal this week is for that not to happen again.

  4. RachRiot says:

    I want to be grateful and thank all the people in my life who think I’m talented and push me to keep writing. I have been offered a regular blogging opportunity for a family magazine (a paid gig?!?) and all I can think of is how I’m going to suck and miss deadlines and blow it.

  5. jnjm62 says:

    I saw the cat and now I have nothing………….nothing you hear my mind has frozen into nothingness…….lol

  6. Shawna says:

    This reminded me of a quote: “Our problem is not that we’ve got nothing to be grateful for, but that we’ve got no one to be grateful to.”

    Now, at the risk of sounding like I’m channeling my inner Pollyanna, the truth is I pretty much live in a state of gratitude. Holy crap, this wasn’t always the case. I’m just happy. And this is in the midst of living with a rare brain disease. I’m content. I accept my lot in life and have much empathy for folks who have it worse. Every single day is a gift. There is so much bad behavior, and the news headlines are glaring proof that this world is broken.

    But ya know what? I saw a butterfly AND a hummingbird today.

    And I’m not ashamed that I thank God for all my blessings. The knee-thing…. Well, that’s pretty cool. I’m going to try it.

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