Cracking Your Knuckles Is Gross

Psychos

I’m not traditionally a man’s man.   I’m not effeminate, either.

My condo is usually less than perfectly clean, I don’t spend more than 30 seconds on my hair (brushes and combs are lame), and once a week I go to sleep without brushing my teeth. READ MORE

Pancho Dali Hangs In My Second Bathroom

persistence
I totally get it, man.

Familiar with Salvador Dali?   Sure you are.   He’s the guy that painted all those trippy clocks.

Salvador Dali also had a rocking mustache.

Just thought I’d share a piece I bought in Santa Fe, strictly because it made me laugh as I entered the gallery.   I’m a huge Salvador Dali fan. READ MORE

DoubleBack – This Week in TFP – 9/5/11 – 9/11/11

Did you read every last word I wrote this past week?

What?   You didn’t?

That’s hurtful, goddammit!

I bet you didn’t miss Top Chef!   Seriously, is that good?   What is it, a bunch of cooks hanging around with their Ginzus?   No offense, but watching people cook doesn’t interest me when I’m IN a restaurant. READ MORE

Santa Fe With Mom – In Photos – Part II

As you may have read in my last post, these reports are about my vacation here in Santa Fe with my mom.

To recap my last entry, I had a super great time in Taos with a llama.   It’s weird to have an animal who is near my height that will walk with you and carry your stuff.     They’re even a little bashful – when they have to go to the bathroom, they leave the trail and go off to the side!   Just like me! READ MORE

Santa Fe With Mom – In Photos – Part I

Since I’ve been so busy here in Santa Fe, I don’t really have time to write much.

It’s been a constant intake of green chiles.   They put chiles in everything, which, to me, is most appreciated.

I’m a little bummed because I can’t think of one funny thing to write in this post.   So, think of this article as the last season of Seinfeld – it just isn’t going to make you laugh. READ MORE

DoubleBack – This Week in TFP – 8/28/11 – 9/4/11

I’m glad to say for the first time in the history of this website, I have completed my first full week of posts.

My intention was always to publish something every few days, and I’m thankful that my readership keeps increasing.

In fact, just yesterday Google had my blog ranked around position twelve for the search keywords “blog funny” and “funny blog.” READ MORE