It Sucks Being Fair

Handsome, elegant, and classy.

I was in San Francisco this past week with my girlfriend for a wedding.  San Fran is one of the greatest cities in the country.  It’s basically NYC, Chicago, and San Francisco in my opinion.  And this opinion is right.  There isn’t a better big city than those three (sorry Jacksonville). READ MORE

My Big Head Got A Headshot!

That angelic glow is natural. I'm one of the chosen ones.

I just came back from a headshot photoshoot.  Why, you ask?  Am I going to Hollywood?  No.

I am writing for a new magazine and they are nice enough to put me on their fancy “contributing editors” page.  So, in typical D.J. fashion, I scheduled the shoot for the day I got back from a wedding.  In fact it was on my way home from the airport, where I still reeked of plane farts. READ MORE

We. Have. Merch.

Keep your head and neck fat hidden with my logo!

Here in San Francisco for my good friend David Ribando’s wedding.  Tonight was the rehearsal dinner, and since I’m in the wedding, gifts were dispersed.

The rest of the wedding party received these oak casks where you can make your own aged whiskey.  Pretty cool for them.  I don’t drink. READ MORE

The Woman I’m Dating Is Into Cat Whiskers (Like Me)

Well, I do believe in these Guardian Angels.

Familiar with kismet?  For all you knuckle-draggers, it’s fate or destiny.

And while I don’t believe we can heal others with our positive thoughts, or in crystals or guardian angels, I do believe in meeting someone at the right time that can border on magic. READ MORE