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Shirley Hemphill Does Not Want D.J. Paris

I wrote a few days ago about how a woman I know contacted me about a girlfriend that I ought to call.   I was very flattered she thought the two of us might hit it off.

When I inquired about this woman, who, for the rest of the article I'll call Shirley Hemphill (from What's Happening!!), because I used to watch that show and was always impressed with her jokes.   Plus, her hair was amazing. READ MORE

I Fell In Love With a Girl Who Had Already Seen Me Naked And Then Rejected Me

The first time I met my wife was on a blind date.   We were set up by a coworker of hers who told me I needed meet her friend.   Since I didn’t know her coworker all that well, I couldn’t really ask the most important question my immature mind was thinking… READ MORE

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