I Wash My Dog’s Bathroom In The Dishwasher – A Confession

Actually, coming from a former British penal colony, this is pretty impressive.

It’s been at least a week since I grossed you out.  “Too long!” some may shout.  “Not long enough!” others will cry.

I, myself, subscribe to the “Too long!” camp.

My dog, who just turned four is seven pounds.  I live on the top floor (4) of my condo building, and there is no elevator.  When my ex-wife and I got the dog we bought a PetLoo.  Nowadays there are many copycat products, but the original was developed by an Aussie woman. READ MORE

The Right Side Of My Bed Smells Like Cat Pee

I wish that title hadn’t been written by me.     I also wish it weren’t true.

My cat, Pantaloons, is a really awesome pet.   The day I brought her home from the shelter she didn’t show the slightest bit of fear approaching the dog.   She’s never once hissed, and her favorite thing to do is sit on your chest and lick your nose. READ MORE